Blake

I probably should of picked a song that didn't come out in 1980.

I know a lot of you are fairly decent at giving advice when it comes to girls, so here is a problem I have now. So I knew this girl in high-school named Angel (weird name, I know). Blonde hair. Blue eyes. All in all, a 8-9/10. We had some classes together, but we mostly talked during homeroom. Even though we talked and passed notes and whatever, I would still get really nervous. And, if you didn't know this already, I have a horrible problem with getting nervous. Whenever I do get nervous, it feels like my blood is ice. Only way I can describe it. Anyway, we talked a bit during homeroom, casual flirting and whatever, but nothing ever came from it. I was always shy and I'd turn away before she caught me looking at her. We both graduated and went out separate ways. So jump ahead 2 years. I'm in my bathroom looking through some weightlifting magazines that my roommate owned just for some reading material. And in the middle of the magazine, I see Angel posing in a bikini for the magazine. She was pretty reserved, so this was the first time anybody who knew her before she graduated really seen her like this. I looked her up and I was right: she started modeling about a month ago. Even better, she lived relatively close to the area where I was. So I posted on her Facebook, telling her congratulations on the modeling gig. About 10 minutes after I posted that, I got a phone call, It was her. I was really nervous so I didn't answer. I mean, those soft and fuzzy sweaters are too magical to touch. To see her in that neglige is really just too much. My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold.

Raw. I don't fuck around.

You just asked one. I'll allow you to ask another question.

I like the omelet. But then I try to flip the egg, and I mess up. So then I just turn it into scrambled eggs. I've never made an omelet before.

Guess I'll enjoy seeing you around the site!

That's like those commercials that try to compare Toaster Strudel and Pop Tarts. Toasted Oatmeal Squares. Deal with it.

1. Goes into horrible, and maybe a tad unrealistic detail about the killings 2. Stashes bodies in basement. Old guy is crazy or something else is going on here. Either way, the "Castle Law" (whatever you called it) is a bit stupid in itself. The majority of Americans are afraid of everything, which is why these kinds of laws exist. Though if I had a gun, I would probably shoot the trespassers. Maybe in the leg or some shit. I'm afraid of guns.

So you aren't allowed to change games? I'll wait until The Elder Scrolls VI: Elseweyr Yus.

Proof the Pythagorean Theorem is legit #Mindmyskillz 3 year anniversary My childhood's cruelest moment When I forget to delete my browser history The Publications Team Rainbow powerz Soo much nostalgia The unexpected And finally

How I treat the lesser members of the forum. Runescape in a nutshell What you'll be giving this post. The hidden Avenger When I tell David I'm writing my Bachelor Skyrim guide Engineering classes at NCSU When I give directions (idk but I like this one) When they found new evidence in the Kasey Anthony case #Mindmyskillz in it's hay-day Farting when I leave an elevator

By the way, the quest is called A Night To Remember, I think. It's one of the Daedric prince quest.

Make sense, as Morrowind and the Dragonborn DLC will be extremely related. Though cockroaches scare me.

I was around, though I wouldn't really call us friends.

Played both in semi-perfect harmony, side by side. Wasn't disappointed. Though i wasn't aware Link came to Simba's presentation.

Story of my life.

I'm sure all of our Runescape players are busy trying it out. All of them. Also I've played the fuck out of the beta.

Mufasa and Bambi's mother dying are probably the most famous Disney scenes that hit you right in the feels. Strangely enough, I always find the latter more sad. And if you count Pixar, the opening scene of Up was just downright depressing. Also, I forgot how to embed videos.

This is both surprising and some what expected at the same time. Lots of CoD love and fans out there, but more revenue than Star Wars?

The Chutlu shall rise!

Couldn't find an appropriate reaction to this statement, so just look at my avatar.

You almost got me, Captain FAILcon No Runescape for me.