Blake

I was considering it, but I decided not to. I can have more fun with things when I'm just making random post. Unless you think it's fine the way it is. I could add two more links and scrap the intro.

Sorry. Can't hear you over how high up my posts are.

I'm not a fan of bookmarks, especially the internet bookmark tab. Sure, it helps keep track of some important links, but for the most part, Firefox points me in the right direction automatically. So what do I use my bookmark list for? Lulz sites. Sites I don't normally go to unless I need a giggle. So I thought I'd share a few, and by few I mean all of them. Hiyoooo! Have you ever told the best joke ever, but nobody laughed at it? Well, maybe it wasn't the best joke ever. Maybe it wasn't even that funny. Maybe you didn't really say it out loud. But they would have laughed had they heard it! Well... Maybe there is no "they" because you are home alone right now when you thought of a joke, but you didn't say anything cause you have no friends. Oops. I made myself sad. Pretend You're Xyzzzy In case you haven't heard, Cards Against Humanity is a hell of a game. Have you ever played Apples to Apples? Well, imagine Apples to Apples had a dark, sick, and twisted cousin, and that is what Cards Against Humanity is. Well, there happens to be a website for that game. While the site is still under development, and for some reason is called Pretend You're Xyzzzy, this game is worth the lulz if you play it with friends. Still, the actual card game is worth getting if you have horrible and hilarious friends. Hey, what's gooooin' on? Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa Click that link right now and let it be background music for this topic. Fits the mood perfectly, am I right? Saw this posted in Imgur and knew it was a keeper. I could type pages on this video/song, but I'll let He Man speak for himself. PostedVia Facebook can get bland and downright depressing. If you ever want to post in style, give this little website a shot. Simply log into Facebook, post a status, and choose what "method" you want to post it by. Personally, I'm a fan of "The Afterlife." The Fucking Weather It is nice to know the weather ahead of time when you live in an apartment far away from your school. But all of the other weather websites are too... vanilla... for my taste. Which is why I love The Fucking Weather. It starts off my day by kicking my ass and telling me exactly what I'm thinking about. Procatinator If you are like me, then the internet supplies you with 3 things your life desperately needs: boobs, cats, and music. Here is a website that combines all... Well, the last two. There is a website called kitties and titties, but I decided not to share it (officially).Kick Ass Have you ever been browsing a forum and you really hate this one poster? I mean, RREEEAAAALLLY hate the poster. Maybe you despise a whole website. Either way, this app is for you. Visit the link, drag and drop the button into your bookmark tab, and with just a click, you can take control of an Asteroid-esque ship and blow a whole website page to hell. Please finish this list before blowing it up. Please. Japanese Bug Fights Honestly, I threw this last one in here because having 7 items on a list is kind of cheesy. My Entomology (study of insects) professor shared this with us and I liked it well enough. I also hate bugs of all kind, so I feel alpha as fuck having them fight for me. And there you have it. 8 websites to make your day a little less bleak and depressing. Click here to view the article

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If you haven't noticed, I've been in a 4Chan mood lately, so I'll post this topic using green text. >be 19 >home after hanging out with friends >remembers topic on Legacy of Legends forums about #Mindmyskillz posted years ago >ohlawd.jpeg >attempts to google it >no luck >stumbles upon this gem instead >http://eldersouls.com/best-content/ >mfw I have 3 of the top 5 most liked post

The worse 3+ years of my life. Obligatory image dump.

Brovember*

Why do you assume Hulk has to be in his monster form to participate in number 3? With that logic, Tony must be in his Iron Man suit to participate as well.Or maybe he can make an Iron Man sex suit....Brb. Drawing up plans for an Iron Man sex suit.

TL;DRI owe David a condom a week.

I agree with you there.1. Hulk>Thor>Captain America/Iron Man>Captain America>Iron Man>Hawk Eye>Black Widow2. Captain America. Best Avenger. I don't care about anything that follows in this thread. Tony Stark is second cause he's great. Thor is actually luzly at times in The Avengers. Banner/Hulk is alright with me. And Hawkeye and Widow bring up the rear.3. Everybody is in a committed relationship except Captain America and Hulk. So I pick the former.

Reboxed The Avengers. Watched it 7 times already. I'm in the fucking Avengers mood. So.1. Who is the strongest Avenger (if they were to all fight in some organize tournament type deal, who would win?)2. Who is the best? (Personal preference)3. Who would have the most sex in a week if it was a contest? (Black Widow is disqualified as girls can have sex anytime they want)

If we got the old threads back....I can't imagine how happy I'd be. Imagine you are heading into your college exams. You are a bit nervous, worried, and freaking out a bit. You really need to do good on this exam. The TA's hand out papers. You take a deep breath and look at the test...and guess what? You know this shit. You know that one. and that one. And fuck....you know all of those. Why the fuck were you worried in the first place. You finish in 20 minutes and leave the class for the last time. AND IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE! A nice breeze blowing. You go to Chik Filla for lunch and your 8 piece nugget box has 9 nuggets! And none of your fries are small. You figure you'll go home early, and get some sleep as the food really filled you up. On your way home, you find a kitten. And I'm talking about the most beautiful, fucking majestic kitten you've ever seen. You take in the kitten and give it a bath. After you washed it, you noticed a birth mark on the kitten that looks like 5 numbers. THEY ARE THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS. And that is how I'll feel.

I think it'll be closer than 79%. But since you started it, I'll call out a legit prediction. OBAMA BY 64% For some reason, I thought you loved abortion as much as I do.

LOL BRO DAY 3 FOR ME

Saw the same commercial while I was working out. Literally said "what the fuck is this" out loud.

Yeah, not so worried about Disney ruining it as I am it being ruined, no matter who makes it. The post trilogy will have to live up to the original trilogy standards, which I don't think would pass as good by today's standards, while not falling into the same category as the prequel trilogy.

Been with the series so long that it pretty much falls in with Zelda, Elder Scrolls, and Half Life with me."Doesn't matter. I'm getting it"Any insight as to why it received its small amount of ridicule?

I think it'll be a perfect tie. After that, Obama and Romney must participate in a shirtless war with 10 of their chosen allies.Which is great cause when was the last time we had a shirtless war?Edit: Seriously speaking though, I want Obama to win just to piss off the unstable redneck population. Then again, Romney will piss off the Internet. So yeah, I win either way.

Blexun the Fowl?All I got.

Well vampire lords, the ability to adopt kids, and kinect shouts is the only things I noticed. Yeah, a lot of these things are very cool and really should of been thrown in there, but the game was complete at this time. I know that's no excuse, but they have the option to add these as patches and DLC.But yeah, we could of used the water current, the darker dungeons, the more sophisticated dungeon structures, and the ability to customize your follower more. Oh, and the giant mudcrab. Fuck yeah.

Please don't take any of this that seriously. I gave Tynisa a 4 and he didn't even have a signature. I only mean half of what I say. Then again, I only say half of what I mean. The only member title I handed out that has any real significance is David's. Because I love David.