David

My vote goes to actual advice mallard. [*]Even when used correctly, has no potential to be remotely funny. [*]Has literally no context with the image at all. May as well just use text. [*]The only people that use it are 9gaggers, enough said. [*]Actually, no. That is not "enough said." The commentators on that site are so hilariously ignorant/retarded/unfunny that it's cringe-worthy. ALL OF THEM. If you've ever commented there, I have bad news for you... [*]Half the advice is just completely wrong. See every mallard meme that has anything to do with relationships, females, or common sense. [*]Forced bullshit. [*]Shitty picture. [*]Mallard has uneven brown/white gradient. 1/10 would not bang.

The crutch of poor college students everywhere.

Specific price information hasn't been released yet. Could be a one-time $60 purchase or $15 monthly or something like that. EDIT: Found that it's listed on Amazon for $60 right now. Though this could just be a placeholder (the release date is, for sure), I wouldn't mind if it was a $60 one-time purchase at all.

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I'm pretty bummed no one realized Crowe is Australian. Carry on.

No need for a poll, we've already decided our entire group is going to be Khajiits. Aren't you looking forward to dying for the good of the litter?

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My thoughts... [*]Enchanting - always fill up the middle path of this, regardless of what your build is. I personally would ignore the right/left paths. [*]Smithing - All the Heavy Armor perks + Arcane smithing. [*]Archery - Depends how much you're going to be using this. When I think "battlemage" I think magic as a ranged weapon. [*]One Handed - All of the armsman perks. Pretty much everything else can be ignored. [*]Alchemy - All alchemists + Physician + Benefactor + Poisoner. This allows you to make potions with the maximum possible prices. I'm pretty sure purity actually reduces potion prices because it removes effects, so if your alchemy objective is cash (as it probably should be) you should ignore it. [*]Conjuration - what you wrote is probably a good plan for you. I personally love Conjuration, though. Twin Souls + Permanent Animated NPC's = your own personal army. [*]Destruction - You'll want dual casting + impact. Not having Impact makes destruction pretty much worthless IMO; none of the "augmented" style perks are really any good. Enchant armor for 0 magicka cost and it's all moot. [*]Lycanthropy - Caveat: I've never used it. With that said, I can't imagine it being any good. Conjuration would be better, just my opinion. Since there are a lot of perks there, you're probably going to have to pick and choose a bit between them depending on what you're going to be using a lot.