mfw. Americans work 30% more hours than Europeans and have less vacation time. Meh, obesity is just really bad in the lazy-as-fuck Southern states. If he's just going to California "only" 60% are overweight, which is less than the UK. Also came across this hilarious graph .gif that predicts 100% obesity because I say it does. Here are some actual FACTS. You can tell they're FACTS because I wrote it in all caps. [*]Americans don't know anything about Europe, other than that we had to save your asses in 2.5 wars. This is not because they are more retarded than the average European lowest-common-denominator, as bitter 3rd-world 9gag commentators would have you believe. They honestly just do not give a fuck; European affairs are never covered on the news or anything. Unless it's bashing France, because fuck them. Take that how you will. [*]No one knows the difference between being English/British, or even what the actual name of your country is. Including me. Is it the United Kingdom? Great Britain? England? Why can't you just pick something and put it on my mini-globe? You are required to document yourself watching the following video for the entire plane ride over if you want to make it through customs.
Otherwise they will just load you into a burlap sack and ship you off to some random South American puppet country.