Okay ive totaled all the half decent ones and heres what I came up with. Least likely to have sex with an animal most likely to rob a mall and get caught stupid shit doer biggest troll biggest nazi total bell end award. most likely to never use soap Least Likely to bed a dirty bitch award. biggest wanker Least likely to bathe award. as for colours, well it is winter so you think blue and white, but to me it doesnt matter as long as theres the trr logo on it.