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"All my friends are getting it" lel Probably the first option, even though I haven't played all of the games.

I heard Death the first time I watched it. I may have been older than you when I first watched it though. Edit: This is just that "fly you fools" topic all over again.

Only suggestion I have is to try to re-create what I did way back when. While she is her Solitude house, tell her to move back into whatever house you wanna live in, then sleep in the bedroll, or maybe the big bed upstairs, and see if you get the bonus. Try to do this as quickly as you can though, as when I did it with the Dark Elf girl, she was still inside the building when I slept. And, you know. 5% isn't that huge, so you aren't missing out on that much. And Jordis looks like a monkey anyway. Double win.

No, that can't be it. I will say that this list was made pretty early in ESO info availability.

This. But really, PvP is not my forte.

We had a topic where we all put together a casting of a movie based on Skyrim. That was a lot of fun. But yeah, ES games are my only fix. Not that I'd be totally against an Elder Scrolls movie, it is just that I doubt if one was made, it'd be good or do the series justice. The only good video game movie I've seen is Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva. Edit: http://eldersouls.com/topic/2440-skyrim-movie-cast-list-suggestions/ Still makes me laugh

Gotta sign up for an account. Sign in. Wait for the announcer to tell you to bet. Type in your amount and bet it on Player 1 or 2. Proft. Or loss. All about that ability baby. The ladies will be 7% more satisfied with me. Will probably add more pictures when I'm done being fucking lazy.

For some reason, my 8 Sites That Probably Aren't Worth Your Time article received a fair bit of attention and praise. Why that is, I'm not entirely certain. Most of the websites only entertained for a few minutes. Except He Man. Good God, I could listen to him for hours. But I digress. It has been awhile since I wrote that article, so I bet you are all bored with those 8 websites. Worry not, unfortunate Elder Souls lurker. Here are 8 More Sites You'd Be Better Off Without... And you only had to wait 11 months. Pointer PointerSometimes, writing articles for Elder Souls in the comfort of my apartment on a Friday night when all 3 of my room mates have left for hours can get a bit lonely. Naturally, somebody in my position needs a little human connection. Or at least, some interaction. And this is where Pointer Pointer...eh...kind of succeeds. Simply lay your mouse pointer anywhere on the screen, give the website a few seconds to work its magic, and it'll come up with a photo of somebody pointing to your mouse. Who needs friends when you have random strangers taking selfies while pointing to your mouse. I think our forefathers would be proud at what today's technology can accomplish. Akinator, the Web GeniusYou are familiar with the game 20Q, yes? I'll assume you said no so I can explain anyway. Basically, you pick any object you want, answer the yes/no/maybe questions 20Q asks you, then it'll try to guess what you were thinking of. Basic and fun concept, but what if that was possible with people instead of objects? Well, that is what Akinator is all about. Simply pick any person, either real or fake, and Akinator will guess it; sometimes in 20 questions, sometimes less. Since its release, however, the creators of Akinator have made the original, no limits version of this game only available via smartphone or tablet purchase. You can still go a few free rounds everyday with Akinator though, so it isn't a complete money grub. Ever since David passed me in likes, I've had to exert my manliness in other ways Penis Analyzer(Was really debating whether or not to include this one, but immaturity got the best of me. Story of my life.) Now time for a website for the ladies. That's right. I know how many of you browse Elder Souls. I also know the common dilemma you face: how do you what a guy is packing without actually making a move to see for yourself? Don't worry; we got you covered! Simply type the name of the lucky (or unlucky) male into the website, hit analyze, and it'll give you a full page of statistics and images on what his penis probably looks like. That Charlie in your Math class? Maybe you shouldn't be so friendly with him anymore. Greg in apartment 324 has potential though. Honestly, I have no idea where they get the data. It is extremely likely they just make it up. However, that won't stop you from checking yourself out, now will it? Map CrunchGoogle has recently celebrated its 15th birthday. Over the span of those 15 years, they have really expanded their business to cover a wide field of services, including Google Maps. And with that, Map Crunch was created. Basically click on it and it'll take you to a random street view. What is that? A random street view isn't really "exciting?" Well that's because you aren't playing The Airport Game. Created on 4chan's /v/ boards, the unofficial game for this website is simple. [*]Check the "Stealth" box on the menu to the right [*]Hit "Go" [*]Use your expert navigation skills to find an airport [*]Bonus points if you can guess where you are at. Note this game can and will last for hours. And you have the patience for that, right? Who wouldn't want to play an unofficial game for hours on end for no real benefit what so ever? Cookie ClickerIf you are reading this article, chances are you are procrastinating. Maybe it is school. Maybe work. Maybe just life in general. If only there was a way to get your internet fix while doing whatever it is you should be doing. Well if the term 'internet fix" means "collecting a large amount of cookies" then I've got just what you need. An updated version of the classic internet clicking game, Cookie Clicker has a very simple premise. You click the big cookie, you get a cookie. You use cookies to buy means to mass produce cookies. A bit slow at first, but once you get a sweatshop of Grandmas working for you and a few Cookie Factories, simply run the website in the background as you create a vast and all powerful cookie empire. RunPeeSometimes the internet just isn't enough to keep us entertained for hours on end. Sometimes, we need to gather in dark rooms with a bunch of other noisy strangers, pay ridiculously high prices for food, and watch an average movie for 2 hours, not caring that you'll be blind for the next 30 minutes after the movie once you step outside. Indeed, going to the movies can be a fun night out with your friends. However, what if the inevitable happens. You are watching a decent movie, when all of a sudden, you have to pee. And really bad. Like, overfilling a water balloon bad. And of course you don't want to miss the movie. So do you take the risk of missing out on a glorious scene or do you contribute to the already sticky and wet floor? Or maybe, you can go to RunPee. The idea is simple, yet ingenious. Enter the name of the movie you are watching, and the website will tell you when is the best times to leave and go to the bathroom. Includes a summary of things you missed, how long the pointless scenes last, and indicators of when the scene is approaching. Salty BetWe all have our weaknesses. Mine is laziness and procrastination. Some people have a thing for anime women. Others are gamblers. For that last group, I have a quick fix them... Have you ever heard of M.U.G.E.N? It is a 2D freeware fighting game creator. After downloading it, simply pick what stadiums you want and what fighters you want to create your own fighting game. And with thousands of people creating stadiums and fighters, the possibilities are endless. With this in mind, we have Salty Bet, probably the best website on this list. The website streams 24 hour footage of M.U.G.E.N, usually controlled by AI, sometimes by actual people though. After creating an account, which is extremely painless, you can actually bet on who you think will win each fight. With a huge variety of characters, an extremely hilarious chat, and the occasional glitch that may just change a whole fight, this website has the most potential to stay on your bookmark tab. The Useless WebLet's face it. I won't be around here forever to give you guys websites. That is really good news for me, but I understand sometimes you need your 5 minutes of distraction every one in awhile. So here is the final gem in this list that will hopefully hold you over between year long absences of lists. Basically, this website is this article. Just click the button and you'll be transported to one of the many "useless" websites on its list. You might even see a few of the ones I've mentioned on either this or my last article. I realize that by sharing this link though, I pretty much gave up my job to a computer. I've become the robot creator who built the robot that creates other robots. And there you have it. 8 more websites that you didn't really need to know about. See you guys in 11 more months. Click here to view the article

I'm proud of you. Of all of you. Seriously though, I like my Khajiit passives. Edit: Wrong topic.... *facepalm* Orcs are looking pretty strong though.

Well the PostedVia website has officially died. Edit: I also tried to fix the Japanese Bug Fight link, but it said I didn't have permission to edit the article. mfw when I can't edit my own article.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc Hated these things in Oblivion. They just jump at you. And jump. And jump.

If it is any consolation, Argonians believe that the Hist will reincarnate them. Or maybe that is a worse option. You be the judge. I add to my last post by saying that breaking your ties with Sithis/Night Mother seems to be easier than breaking your ties with Nocturnal, if what Tsun says is any consolation. That being said, I also feel like Nocturnal trumps Hircine; to me, making a deal with Nocturnal to protect the Twilight Sep-whatcacallit is a bit more binding than a promise to live the rest of your days as a little wolfie.

I often wondered this myself. Well from Skyrim, we know that Nords go to Sovngarde (or rather if you worship Shor, though that is pretty much Nord exclusive). Let's take into account some of Tsun's dialogue options. When he asks you "By what right do you request entry?", here are the two dialogue options and responses worth nothing. [*]By right of blood. I Listen for the Night Mother. [*]"You trespass here, shadow-walker. Shor does not know you. Perhaps before the end you will earn the right to pass this way. Welcome I do not offer, but your errand I will not hinder, if my wrath you can withstand." [*]By right of plunder. I am a Nightingale of Nocturnal. [*]"Do not mistake the night-shrouded thief's stealthily-taken spoils, stolen and unearned, for a warrior's plunder, won in honorable battle. Your doom already binds you to your dark mistress, but your errand I will not hinder, if my wrath you can withstand." As you can see, having pledged your allegiance to either Nocturnal or the Night Mother causes him to tell you that you don't really belong here. And if the Companion quest line is any indication, Hircine trumps Sovngarde as well. Seems the only way to get into Sovngarde is to worship Shor and be a good/honorable Nord. Then again, before the sends you back to Skyrim, Tsun says he'll see the Dragonborn in Sovngarde again after their death, regardless of what race or factions you are a part of. This may just be polite acknowledgement on his part though. As for Soul Gems, you are pretty much stuck in that gem. Maybe if you have a powerful soul or something you can break out. I don't know. TES is weird like that. So Sovngarde is a pretty exclusive place to get to. What about the rest? Let's say you have pledged yourself to Nocturnal, Hircine, and the Night Mother. I also think it is safe to assume that if you complete a Daedric Quest in the Daedric Prince's favor, then he has some sort of claim on your soul as well. And the answer to this is, I have no idea. Not the best answer, I know. I don't even feel like speculating on it as there isn't a lot to go on. I will say that I think being trapped in a Soul Gem trumps all, though. As a final note, High Elves believe they are cursed by Lockhan to be reincarnated everytime they die. I think. I may have gotten something wrong there.

Some extremely incompetent white chick you never knew because she wasn't an MMS user.

Great topic David. Great topic.

$337 dollars. 16 inch statue. Hahahahahaha Nope.

Are you asking where to buy them? If that is the case your best bet is to go to the clothing shop in Solitude and check there often. That is a decent source for a wide variety of enchantments. Alternatively, if you haven't done No One Escapes Cidhna Mine, the reward for that is a smithing enchanted item. You have to choose to kill the Forsworn leader though.

If Destiny was leading TRR, then the clan was already dead and her leadership is just a parading of its dead carcass for the world to see. That was kind of mean.

What Fergal said. There is only one person who could have led TRR in its final days, but alas, Nuggeh never stepped up to take the reigns. Seriously though, nice to see you again TRanger. How has things been?

Yeah, but don't we all?

I actually made a legit attempt to try and find both of you like 2 days after this happened. And by legit attempt, I meant I just popped into #Mindmyskillz hoping you'd be there. Then I realized that was extremely unlikely. Then I realized that #Mindmyskillz doesn't exist any more. Then I cried.

We were...friends...right? I honestly don't remember. My only memories of you involve playing UNO and doing your homework for RS gold.

Very happy you picked up on the inuendo.

Almost didn't like this because you apologized. You never apolgize. However, you did say my penis was bigger than 3 inches, which has put me in a good mood all day. So enjoy your like.