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Blake

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  1. Minor plot hole or proof that Paarthurnax is said "friend?"
  2. Blake

    Citadel Statue Idea

    So from left to right, I'd say Sara, Armadyl, Zaros, Bandos, and Zamorak. That would be the major gods on the outside and the three lessers in the middle. That would also have the two "good" guys on one side and the two "bad" on the other with the ol' might Nex in the middle.
  3. I actually ran into a similar problem, but at a different point of the civil war quest (if I remember correctly). All I did was continue on my other adventures and I revisited this later. She was back in the tent and ready to get to work.
  4. 99 FISH NOW PLOXAlso, nice progress. Been awhile since I checked up on this thread. Gratz on 99 cook as well.
  5. S/he could, but didn't know it was three slashes for a guest to talk. I got her/him situated anyway.
  6. Melee wise you are stuck with Barrows as Bandos is out of your price range at the moment. Range wise you can pick up a full set of royal d'hide, new and stupidly cheap. And Ahrims for mage crap, unless you want to work for Gando-whateverit'scalled.
  7. Blake

    Citadel Statue Idea

    Well if I remember, there are 5 pillars. So I'm saying the very most outer ones are Saradomin and Zamorak's genearls, the inner ones next to those are Bandos and Armadyl, and then Nex is in the very center.
  8. I've always assumed leaving the clan reset the count, but whatever
  9. Blake

    Real life Khajiit

    You may kick the Khajiit out of the gallery on the homepage, but you shall see him in the latest comments section.
  10. Go to your local 7/11 on a Friday night. Walk up to the cashier and say "There are 5 clowns in my neighbors closet but none of them can spare me a spare tire." After saying this, immediately proceed to take off your shirt and grind the front desk. If done correctly, the cashier will hand you a cigar box, a yellow envelope, and a picture of John Travolta buying a rubber chicken at the Dollar Tree. Make sure to keep all of these items. After obtaining these items, not the next Sunday but the one after that, head to your 2nd closest Wal-Mart. Make sure to borrow a truck to drive there. Pull up to the front doors in the truck and say "¿Quién quiere hacer algo de dinero fácil?" If done correctly, at least 10 Mexicans will hop in the back of your truck. Chances are they will be carrying tools with them. If not, they know a guy with tools. They always do. Simply drive them to your house and tell them to get to work. They will know what to do. Now with this kind of activity, your brother will want to know what you are building. He might ask directly, in which case you just say "My parents or something man, I don't know. Wanna get high?" That'll make him leave. If he starts sneaking around though, leave the picture of John Travolta out in the open for them to take. Then pretend to be deeply upset at its disppearance. This may satisfy his need to make you miserable for now. Or it'll confuse the hell out of him. Either way it'll give the Mexicans enough time to finish the tomb. In about a weeks time, the tomb will be complete. You may be shocked, but Mexicans are actually really fast builders if you let them play their music as loud as they want. After it is complete, locate the "Head Mexican". Now you may ask, which one is the Head Mexican. Which one can speak the best English? That is the Head Mexican. Anyway, give the Head Mexican the envelope. Also, don't look inside the envelope. If you do, immediately call 252-702-5530, and lay down with your belly to the floor and your hands behind your back. We'll come to extract you in 20 minutes. Once he has the envelope, the "Head Mexican" will convince the other 9+ Mexicans to be crypt keepers of the newly built tomb. They may fight, but he's the Head Mexican. He'll settle all of this for what is inside the envelope. As crpyt keepers, the Mexicans are immortal. Simpy hide your games in the cigar box and put the cigar box in the tomb. Godspeed.
  11. Blake

    blex being A rebel

    This was the low point of my night
  12. Blake

    Forever alone

    I was just a couple feet off screen at the table.
  13. I'm guessing it was a success?
  14. Blake

    Citadel Statue Idea

    I'm kind of for representing all of the God War generals, but this is probably unoriginal.
  15. Oh. Your title for the picture helped. I was really confused, mostly because the person was a cat.
  16. Blake

    Brotherhood Of Cats

    Smothering your cat with a diaper can't be legal. Can it?
  17. Blake

    Assassins Creed III Cover

    Thanks for the instructions.
  18. Blake

    Jedi Creed

    Should I make a hook-saber joke or a "why does he have a crossbow and a blaster if he's an assassin?" joke?
  19. Blake

    Scumbag Ezio

    Goddamn Pulitzer Prize for you.
  20. Blake

    AC3 Developers

    This concept will last them for one game and two spin offs.
  21. Blake

    Work it gurrrrlz! ;p

    Thank god we were all wearing capes or this wouldn't be anywhere near as awesome.
  22. Was being sarcastic. You had way more than enough, lol. Nice reflection.
  23. Obviously this was all a scheme to buy likes.
  24. My better half is leaving. I'll just be a hollow shell of my former self.
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