David

Rage comics are a really hit/miss thing. There are a lot of great ones out there if you stay away from 9gag. I think they're best used for general lulz that everyone relates to, which has a limited "lol" potential itself... For example if we made our own memes here at ES that others wouldn't understand (Squishy's hatred of women), we probably wouldn't use them.

I wouldn't have guessed.

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Probably the most boring, lopsided Super Bowl in recent memory. And then some 9'ers fans decided to kill the power, leading to an almost monumental Raven choke job. Had the 49'ers won that one, would it be tainted? Probably.

Follow the cobblestone path to the Tower of Mzark. To avoid encounters, give buildings a wide berth and try to follow the river instead. The quickest route from Alftand to the Tower of Mzark would be to follow the road to the left immediately out of the Alftand Cathedral. Continue along the road until you come to your first junction (T-shaped). Make a right and continue straight along that road and across a bridge until you see the Tower. Inside the Tower of Mzark, climb to the very top of the tower to a podium with several buttons... Activate the Lexicon Receptacle, so the Blank Lexicon rests on top of it. The two pedestals to the Receptacle’s right, the only ones currently active, open and close the Oculory lenses. Press the taller of the two pedestals (right of the one with the lens chart on it) three or four times, until the pedestal with the blue button to the left of the middle one starts to glow. Move to this new pedestal (at this point, the Blank Lexicon may be glowing blue). The two pedestals to the left of the Receptacle, the taller of which is now active, control the ceiling lens array. Press the button of the taller, left pedestal twice, until the button on the far left, smaller pedestal begins to glow. Now press that button, and a large set of lens crystals descends from the ceiling and stops. The Elder Scroll will be revealed. Pick up the transcribed Lexicon and the Scroll.

I hate the Nokia thing too; it's like a blatant advertisement. Plus Nokias suck. You're thinking of Willy Wonka. I actually like that meme because it references a classic and makes sense in context.

It's really whatever you want to do. Destruction/Archery is good for long range, destruction is fine for mid-range, and at close range I'd use a sword in one hand with destruction/restoration in the other. If you dead thrall NPCs like Orchendor (alone one of the strongest NPCs in the game), there's not much out there that's going to be able to compete with you; plus you can even have TWO thralls. Conjuration is easily one of the strongest skills/perks in the game. Even though I don't have Dawnguard (and thus can't try Lycanthropy perks), they're really pretty "meh" just looking at the stats. Not worth it IMO unless you want to role-play as a Werewolf. Augmented sounds awesome, but chances are you'll want to use more than one type of spell depending on the situation. If you enchant armor to get an unlimited mana pool, investing a ton of perks to increase the damage of just one type of magic isn't really worth it.

Also, since I practically never use Steam, people can post here to apply for officer/modship. Not sure what that even entails, but yeah. Acceptance will strongly be correlated with your time spent playing on Steam.