Stuart Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Ever seen those movies where there are only a couple of survivors? I was watching a great survival thriller called Pandorum. It got me thinking, what If this does happen one day?We can't be useless if we want to survive so I came up with a list of things I want to accomplish in my lifetime in case this does happen.We need to survive don't we?How to fly a planeBe a DoctorLearn Kung-Fu,Martial ArtsFighting Skills etcOwn alot of Weaponry and Ammunition like the father and daughter in Kick-Ass.Have some all-terrain vehicles.Have alot of money so if something happens like 2012 where you have to pay to survive.Know alot about people so you can detect lies.Hunting Skills.Added to the Inventory by Blakelington:map, compass, and air tanks/gas maskAliath:touch up on my Biblical Hebrew (LULZWTF?)T Ranger101:burnett with D-cups :3generator to play Runescape!Dusang:a blonde with a c-cup :3Did I miss anything?Post your thoughts.~Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliath Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 If there is a zombie apocalypse, I will commit my life to making dead things deader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 The easiest thing to do is escape. While you're risking your life trying to Rambo your way out of Zombiepocalypse, the cool kids and I will be chilling on our own private island somewhere in the Pacific living off the fruits of the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 On an island? How do you plan to get there if it's in the middle of the ocean. You dont live there now do you?Who said it was gonna be zombies. It could be airborne mutant insects.THINK AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyPirate Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 On an island? How do you plan to get there if it's in the middle of the ocean. You dont live there now do you?Who said it was gonna be zombies. It could be airborne mutant insects.THINK AGAIN!Think you all, that might not even hapen, hat might happen is just ET's explode earth or some giant atomic bomg kill all of us..... you don't know.....So don't think, Imagine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Think you all, that might not even hapen, hat might happen is just ET's explode earth or some giant atomic bomg kill all of us..... you don't know.....So don't think, Imagine...Prepare for the day when we are the last survivorsIf a bomb killed us all, there would be no survivors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terravilla Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I would survive.I'll cover myself in Blexun. Everyone knows Blexuns are immune to nuclear weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyPirate Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I would survive.I'll cover myself in Blexun. Everyone knows Blexuns are immune to nuclear weapons.0_0........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakelington Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 If there is a zombie apocalypse, I will commit my life to making dead things deader.Hahaha. Also, what about a map, compass, and air tanks/gas mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 added to the inventory ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MstrMonopoly Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Hahaha. Also, what about a map, compass, and air tanks/gas mask?Yeah, you'd definitely need a compass. Honestly, you might want to bring a second compass just in case. Also, if it was airborne mutant insects I'm not sure there would be any survivors, unless they spent all their time inside playing RuneScape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted August 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 we're not saying they are but we have to accept that the possiblity is undeterminable. LOLWUT?so you have to prepare for everything!anyone else wanna add to the inventory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliath Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 I would definitely touch up on my Biblical Hebrew just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLYON Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Ever seen those movies where there are only a couple of survivors? I was watching a great survival thriller called Pandorum. It got me thinking, what If this does happen one day?We can't be useless if we want to survive so I came up with a list of things I want to accomplish in my lifetime in case this does happen.We need to survive don't we?How to fly a planeBe a DoctorLearn Kung-Fu,Martial ArtsFighting Skills etcOwn alot of Weaponry and Ammunition like the father and daughter in Kick-Ass.Have some all-terrain vehicles.Have alot of money so if something happens like 2012 where you have to pay to survive.Know alot about people so you can detect lies.Hunting Skills.Added to the Inventory by Blakelington:map, compass, and air tanks/gas maskAliath:touch up on my Biblical Hebrew (LULZWTF?)Did I miss anything?Post your thoughts.~StuartHaha I alrdy got a majority of that list.I just dont know how to fly a plane and i dont have a lot of money.oh and my medical skills is purely military survival first aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ranger101 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Generator to play runescape. (ESSENTIAL TO SURVIVE THE MUTANT AIRBORN INSECTS) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusang Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 A woman to spend those lonely terror-filled nights with.Preferably a blond with a c-cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ranger101 Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 and a burnett with D-cups :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung pow Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 We'll need mini nukes for protection against the super mutants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLfan Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 You guys are thinking to big on the weapons, don't forget there is a large chance you will have to travel with the weapons. and most likely after a while your only source of transportation will be by foot, think smaller, pistols, smaller SMGs. Also, one other thing on guns, don't be so set forth on having massive guns and massive ammo, don't forget, ammo needs to be manufactured, and if manufactures no longer exist, and you don't know how to manufacture your own ammo in massive amounts in little time, then, well your screwed. Go back before guns, swords, knifes, edged weapons, they will work great, especially in a zombie scenario, most well made swords will not break easily at all and if maintained correctly, then they will last a very long time. Also, remember, you don't need ammo when using a sword. Also most swords are lightweight so unless you are planning on carrying around a big two-handed sword (which trust me thy are HEAVY) traveling will be made extremely easy. Oh, and make sure the girls are very loving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLYON Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 You guys are thinking to big on the weapons, don't forget there is a large chance you will have to travel with the weapons. and most likely after a while your only source of transportation will be by foot, think smaller, pistols, smaller SMGs. Also, one other thing on guns, don't be so set forth on having massive guns and massive ammo, don't forget, ammo needs to be manufactured, and if manufactures no longer exist, and you don't know how to manufacture your own ammo in massive amounts in little time, then, well your screwed. Go back before guns, swords, knifes, edged weapons, they will work great, especially in a zombie scenario, most well made swords will not break easily at all and if maintained correctly, then they will last a very long time. Also, remember, you don't need ammo when using a sword. Also most swords are lightweight so unless you are planning on carrying around a big two-handed sword (which trust me thy are HEAVY) traveling will be made extremely easy. Oh, and make sure the girls are very loving I have a 3 sectioned hollow steel spear so i think im good.Im also a chef so i know how to handle maintain and sharpen knives.Also the girl has to be a blondish brunette with 36c cups, 5'3-5'6, 110-130lbs, trained nurse, and knows how to handle a gun...... just described my ex... </3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyPirate Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 I have a 3 sectioned hollow steel spear so i think im good.Im also a chef so i know how to handle maintain and sharpen knives.Also the girl has to be a blondish brunette with 36c cups, 5'3-5'6, 110-130lbs, trained nurse, and knows how to handle a gun...... just described my ex... </3Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ranger101 Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 I have a 3 sectioned hollow steel spear so i think im good.Im also a chef so i know how to handle maintain and sharpen knives.Also the girl has to be a blondish brunette with 36c cups, 5'3-5'6, 110-130lbs, trained nurse, and knows how to handle a gun...... just described my ex... </3Damn man Im sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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