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Damn you, victory will be mine despite this witchcraft. Like my post or the kitty gets it.

I think your girlfriend is starving. Or maybe already dead.

I've actually yet to kill a chicken in Skyrim. My grandparents had them when I was a kid, and I literally grew up (to the extent of their lifespan) with a couple of them. I would go there every day for hours (up until like the 1st grade or whenever full days of school started) and carry around my favorite chicken. I had this one that was the runt of the flock; four year old me named it "the little chicken." I was super creative and original back then, but it really was tiny compared to the others, even when it was full-grown. Anyways, this thing was tamer than my golden retriever. Eventually my visiting cousins or something brought a dog to my grandparents and it attacked the chicken coop, killing the little chicken (and no others, even though there was like 20...) in the process. tl;dr, there's no reason to kill helpless Skyrim chickens because you just know that there's some young Skyrim boy that has trained it and become overly attached.

Good, though I don't think anything will ever top an armored alpaca.

Easy bro. Let's talk this out, k?

I love the physics of this. Giant swings down in an action that should send the tiger downwards into the dirt, yet he flies miles up. Also, this is the most HD gif I've ever seen in my life.

i bet that guy shit all over himself

Why exactly were the cops chasing the car with handguns. I take that back. I suppose you have to do....something.

Wondering what I am doing out of the house and who is this girl that calls herself my girlfriend.

He's being abducted. By aliens. However, the eagle pulls him from the beam.

What an asshole.

Thank beings of a higher power for giving me a girlfriend that would go to Gamestop with me 1. Take gf by hand. 2. Leave 3. Try to pre-order TES Online another day

That is the most hilarious/epic thing I've seen in a long time, well done. The Skyrim alpaca really did come out great.

Don't touch two lines at once, buddy...

This is what happens when E meets M rated games.

He's the hero Hyrule deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Giants forget how to physics.

Okay, fine, I don't like Dawnstar. Not quite sure why. Must be the asshole jarl. I did take a liking to Erandur though. He was my first ever sidekick. May he rest in peace.

Ah, so that explains where this guy came from.

Ah, eastern games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NHFDcBwggM for full video

how to procrastinate. If you remember the cartoon, he only had to write 3 more words.

This seems fake...

FAKE! There arent that many interactive objects in GTA!

Any reason the guy in blue decided to fall as well?

Laugh and walk away, probably.

Theft most fowl. I like how casual it just strolls out of there. Then again, it's a fucking bird.

3/10 for trying.

Masturbating to a clothed picture? I guess you can say you had *sunglasses* NO REGRETS!

How my nights go when I'm looking for sex.

awww i love horses.. what kind is he? i ride Tennessee Walkers and Quarters

That story made the picture seem a bit ironic Sorry bout ur chicken

take that son!!!! yeaaaa.. i showed you... RUNNNN

head shot

The day you uploaded this I spent a good 10mins staring at the letter thinking of some clever Skyrim item to say. I eventually gave up in shame. Then you just say lube.

I'm with Blexun. Because I'm with Blexun.

I'm kind of for representing all of the God War generals, but this is probably unoriginal.

Thank god we were all wearing capes or this wouldn't be anywhere near as awesome.

I thought the joke was in "belive" and stared at it for a good 40 seconds with a stupified expression. Idungetit. "kiin"? Is that a word? Okay, you got me. That was worth a +1. At first I was and then I clicked on this image and I was like and then I read your puns and was... ...until I read the last line by which time I was just

Our hero uber alles.

0.0 kill it kill it with fire !!!!

That's racist!

The utility of this is phenomenal. Protects you when you're battling a cave bear in combat. Replenishes your calories if you have to run away from said fight without any victory meat. If you're injured, you can use the strips to form a flesh bandage. Plus it looks delicious.

JUST!!! no

Suddenly, rape.

Well, I know how I'm spending my next play through.

thats pretty funny. and btw im a girl and i dont find it offensive thats all i go to my hubby for too lolz jk

Lol'd.

He also wanted to improve them to Legendary though.

It's some genetic disorder where the muscles freeze up when being startled. People actually purposely breed that disorder just because it's so fucking hilarious.