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Bacon Helmet


Bacon Helmet

Mother of Bacon.



    This is terrifying.
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    JUST!!! no
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    The utility of this is phenomenal. Protects you when you're battling a cave bear in combat. Replenishes your calories if you have to run away from said fight without any victory meat. If you're injured, you can use the strips to form a flesh bandage.

    Plus it looks delicious.
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    I would have totally ate that instead of wearing the damn thing, i mean really WTF Madonna
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    wtf
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    Shut up and take my money

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