Post facts about yourself that are either surprising or interesting.
Anyways, here are my first few...
[*]I am not actually an alpaca, Jack Sparrow, or Zaboomafoo.
[*]Attended two proms. Our school's homecoming queen was my date to the first. For the second, I convinced two girls to be my date on the same night. Took weeks of cunning to play it right so they'd both agree to it (obviously neither girl liked the idea at all). They both hate me now, but it was totally worth it. Proudest moment of my sad life.
[*]I run a 4:35 mile and 16:45 5k.
[*]I'm actually fairly retarded but mask it with good grammar. mfw people ask me questions about anything.
[*]I make almost $15k a year off of this site and still ask you for donations. yfw.