Blake Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I know a lot of you are fairly decent at giving advice when it comes to girls, so here is a problem I have now. So I knew this girl in high-school named Angel (weird name, I know). Blonde hair. Blue eyes. All in all, a 8-9/10. We had some classes together, but we mostly talked during homeroom. Even though we talked and passed notes and whatever, I would still get really nervous. And, if you didn't know this already, I have a horrible problem with getting nervous. Whenever I do get nervous, it feels like my blood is ice. Only way I can describe it. Anyway, we talked a bit during homeroom, casual flirting and whatever, but nothing ever came from it. I was always shy and I'd turn away before she caught me looking at her. We both graduated and went out separate ways. So jump ahead 2 years. I'm in my bathroom looking through some weightlifting magazines that my roommate owned just for some reading material. And in the middle of the magazine, I see Angel posing in a bikini for the magazine. She was pretty reserved, so this was the first time anybody who knew her before she graduated really seen her like this. I looked her up and I was right: she started modeling about a month ago. Even better, she lived relatively close to the area where I was. So I posted on her Facebook, telling her congratulations on the modeling gig. About 10 minutes after I posted that, I got a phone call, It was her. I was really nervous so I didn't answer. I mean, those soft and fuzzy sweaters are too magical to touch. To see her in that neglige is really just too much. My blood runs cold.My memory has just been sold.My angel is the centerfoldAngel is the centerfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the Bard Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I thought it said "Problem with a grill".Now replace all the "girl"s with "gril"s!Now back to the topic; I can't tell if you're trolling us. It's not the first time I see some long weird text from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Can't help you. She's a figment of your imagination.What exactly do you need help with anyway? :') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 My blood runs cold.My memory has just been sold.My angel is the centerfoldAngel is the centerfold.Until I saw this I thought this might have actually been serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 You seriously need to take a time out from 4chan. I personally thought it was going to end with a spaghetti quote from Lose Yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I probably should of picked a song that didn't come out in 1980. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynisa Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 o.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 tbf i believed it right up to the bit you said she called you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I thought this was real, but then I saw people's responses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 I thought this was real, but then I saw people's responses.Was me breaking out in song at the end not hint enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Was me breaking out in song at the end not hint enough?In case you haven't noticed, I'm not the best at picking up on things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoRegrets Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 lol answer the call. just casually talk and get back in the rhythm of what you used to have. lets things work themselves out and just go with the flow. by the e3nd of this you guys should be doing your own home photoshoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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