<3 David <3
[*]You never gave me the buttons and I hate you for it
[*]I like the buttons
[*]I no longer want the buttons
[*]I like the buttons
[/list]5 angry Administrators out of 5.
Squishyman the Bad Mamajama
[*]I like to pretend I'm the horse, galloping along the sand with the warm sand between my hooves while a young strapping lad is mounting me, sweating as he beats me and as we share many the adventure that brings us ever closer.
[*]I also like to think I'm the dragon cause dragons fucking rock
[*]I like horses
[/list]3 sweaty horseman out of 5
[*]Just a hint of creepiness
[*]Mixed with a bit of vanity
[*]Toss in a bit of horrible use of colors
[*]And a pinch of a rip-off
[*]Also you hate Muslims
[/list]2 Racist Brits out of 5
Tynisia who's name makes no sense to me
[*]You don't have a signature
[*]That isn't fine
[*]This has turned into a poem
[/list]4 Bearded Fat Mans out of 5
Deathirst which is also the name of my heavy metal band
[*]You are an artist, but your choice of colors needs more work
[*]LOL DRAGON HELM NEWB
[*]You are an inspiration to us all, but not when it comes to signatures
[*]I approve of the shameless link plugs in your signature
[/list]3 Anime Babes out of 5
Dynasty 666 The Devil Worshipper Who Worships The Devil
[*]Just kidding. I'm sure the 666 doesn't mean you worship the devil.
[*]Oh dear God. Or Devil God, if you prefer.
[*]Your signature is huge
[*]That irks me
[/list]2 Satanic Cult Ritual Orgies out of 5
Huygen the Pedo
[*]I like that you are from some mysterious part of the world
[*]And by "mysterious", I mean I forgot where you are from
[*]You never posted new stats or a new goal
[*]My Rs Character owns your old one
[*]Shit bro, do you even lift?
[/list]1 Alpha Male out of 5
[*]Good god your signature is huge
[*]It makes me miss the forum chat
[*]I like the forum chat
[*]And the cat makes me giggle
[/list]4 Drunken Scottish Late Night Talk Show Hosts out of 5
Ericbloodaxe the Bard/Barbarian
[*]I totally forgot I edited your signature
[*]LOL U MAD BRO
[*]NA BRO U MAD
[*]You are from Norway and I think that is cool
[/list]5 Singing Vikings out of 5
Tcee that chick who never used the signature I created for her
[*]I decided to do your whole list in pink
[*]Lol na I jk
[*]Nobody seriously reads your quote, but I bet it's deep
[*]Your turtle makes me smile
[/list]4 Gravy Ladles out of 5
Carnival of Souls WEEEE FERRIS WHEEL
[*]So what exactly is the Art of Ruin? What is "this"?
[*]No. You know what? I don't want to know.
[*]Your sick games won't work on me
[*]So how about that Hurricane Sandy
[*]DAMNIT TELL ME WHAT IS THE ART OF RUIN!
[/list]7 Obscure Sayings With Creative Uses Of Exclamation Points out of 5