Popular Post Blake Posted October 29, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Bored, so I decided to rate your signatures. I'll be using the Blex Rating System, where I carefully evaluate the good and the bad things about your signature, ignore all of that, and just say bad things about you as a person. Or not. I haven't worked out the kinks yet.<3 David <3[*]You never gave me the buttons and I hate you for it[*]I like the buttons[*]I no longer want the buttons[*]I like the buttons5 angry Administrators out of 5.Squishyman the Bad Mamajama[*]I like to pretend I'm the horse, galloping along the sand with the warm sand between my hooves while a young strapping lad is mounting me, sweating as he beats me and as we share many the adventure that brings us ever closer.[*]I also like to think I'm the dragon cause dragons fucking rock[*]I like horses3 sweaty horseman out of 5Fucking Brad[*]Just a hint of creepiness[*]Mixed with a bit of vanity[*]Toss in a bit of horrible use of colors[*]And a pinch of a rip-off[*]Also you hate Muslims2 Racist Brits out of 5Tynisia who's name makes no sense to me[*]You don't have a signature[*]That isn't fine[*]This has turned into a poem[*]Porcupine4 Bearded Fat Mans out of 5Deathirst which is also the name of my heavy metal band[*]You are an artist, but your choice of colors needs more work[*]LOL DRAGON HELM NEWB[*]You are an inspiration to us all, but not when it comes to signatures[*]I approve of the shameless link plugs in your signature3 Anime Babes out of 5Dynasty 666 The Devil Worshipper Who Worships The Devil[*]Just kidding. I'm sure the 666 doesn't mean you worship the devil.[*]Right?[*]Oh dear God. Or Devil God, if you prefer.[*]Your signature is huge[*]That irks me2 Satanic Cult Ritual Orgies out of 5Huygen the Pedo[*]I like that you are from some mysterious part of the world[*]And by "mysterious", I mean I forgot where you are from[*]You never posted new stats or a new goal[*]My Rs Character owns your old one[*]Shit bro, do you even lift?1 Alpha Male out of 5CheekyChimp[*]Good god your signature is huge[*]It makes me miss the forum chat[*]I like the forum chat[*]Fuck, David[*]And the cat makes me giggle[*]Too big4 Drunken Scottish Late Night Talk Show Hosts out of 5Ericbloodaxe the Bard/Barbarian[*]I totally forgot I edited your signature[*]LOL U MAD BRO[*]NA BRO U MAD[*]You are from Norway and I think that is cool5 Singing Vikings out of 5Tcee that chick who never used the signature I created for her[*]I decided to do your whole list in pink[*]Lol na I jk[*]Nobody seriously reads your quote, but I bet it's deep[*]Your turtle makes me smile4 Gravy Ladles out of 5Carnival of Souls WEEEE FERRIS WHEEL[*]So what exactly is the Art of Ruin? What is "this"?[*]TELL ME?[*]No. You know what? I don't want to know.[*]Your sick games won't work on me[*]So how about that Hurricane Sandy[*]DAMNIT TELL ME WHAT IS THE ART OF RUIN!7 Obscure Sayings With Creative Uses Of Exclamation Points out of 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 lol, best topic ever...of all time.My signature does need work...I planned to only use it briefly and then never changed it, and can never find the time.The colours do need work though, I'm gonna do that now. (I rarely look at my sig but I noticed it the other day when they were burning my eyes)Anyway once again awesome topic. [edit] changed the colours, there not great but at least their not as in your face as before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergal Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 :(Your signature is awesome btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 Lol'd. Nice thread. I panicked when I saw the buttons because I thought you figured out my secret. Then I saw it was just an image and just laughed. I remember offering you the details on them but you never replied to that PM/comment/status/whatever.Also, the chat will be returning soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 Honestly, I'm surprised my signature got 3 out of 5. One day, I just thought, "I've been with this group for almost a year, and I STILL don't have a signature!" I then just slapped on a SotC screenshot from my Different Graphic Styles article, and voila! Masterpiece!Great article, Blex. I'm glad to know that I'm a Bad Mamajama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the Bard Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 I was too lazy to change it when it got edited... Just thought it would do. It was kinda funny too, although the joke is a bit old now... Huygens is from the Netherlands btw, which is pretty mysterious.Oh, and I like your siggy! It funneh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcee Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 LOL.. Nice topic! Tearing everyone to pieces, yeah that's so Blex.Update yo' shiz. I put up some new, fabulous art! One of a kind! x]<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 LOL.. Nice topic! Tearing everyone to pieces, yeah that's so Blex.Update yo' shiz. I put up some new, fabulous art! One of a kind! x]<3The "he" and "his" still bugs me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcee Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 The "he" and "his" still bugs me.Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Honestly, I'm surprised my signature got 3 out of 5. One day, I just thought, "I've been with this group for almost a year, and I STILL don't have a signature!" I then just slapped on a SotC screenshot from my Different Graphic Styles article, and voila! Masterpiece!Please don't take any of this that seriously. I gave Tynisa a 4 and he didn't even have a signature. I only mean half of what I say. Then again, I only say half of what I mean.Great article, Blex. I'm glad to know that I'm a Bad Mamajama.The only member title I handed out that has any real significance is David's. Because I love David. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Arsehole. :PGuess its time to start using hot chicks again aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynisa Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 I always thought i had a Flash Gordon themed signature.It says something, im sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Please don't take any of this that seriously. I gave Tynisa a 4 and he didn't even have a signature. I only mean half of what I say. Then again, I only say half of what I mean.Don't worry. I've learned that if you take everything seriously on a site like this, you're gonna have a bad time.Nice description of my sig, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchy Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Rate le mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynisa Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 I have no signature, which means my signature is the fact i do not have one.Which is kinda cool, all things considered.I deserve my 4 star rating, Or my 4 beards, or whatever i got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post David Posted November 4, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 </3 Blexun </3Whenever responsibility comes my way...I loved your sig. Then you disappeared to have an actual life or something, abandoning all editor endeavors. That made me sad, and the signature started hitting too close to home. Whenever I scroll past it now, I quickly close my eyes as a single tear slowly runs down my cheek. I sit like that for awhile and wait for the tear to either dry or fall from my chin onto my hipster t-shirt. I then muster up the courage to quickly grab my mouse and violently slam the wheel so that I can open my eyes without worrying about seeing it. Following that, it's always the same; my ensuing depression lasts for days at a time. It's so bad that my now ex-girlfriend thought that I was having a severe guilt trip from cheating on her and left me. I recently found out that she's now dating the admin of skyrimforums.org, our arch nemesis. He still has his Editor and now makes enough money off the site to purchase one condom a week. He uses it to screw who I thought to be the future mother of my children.1 bashfully benevolent blexun's out of 5. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Anyone else go and check out Skyrimforums.org after seeing Traag's post? I must say, our layouts are very, very similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Anyone else go and check out Skyrimforums.org after seeing Traag's post? I must say, our layouts are very, very similar.Don't say that! Theirs is terrible. Just similar colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 </3 Blexun </3Whenever responsibility comes my way...I loved your sig. Then you disappeared to have an actual life or something, abandoning all editor endeavors. That made me sad, and the signature started hitting too close to home. Whenever I scroll past it now, I quickly close my eyes as a single tear slowly runs down my cheek. I sit like that for awhile and wait for the tear to either dry or fall from my chin onto my hipster t-shirt. I then muster up the courage to quickly grab my mouse and violently slam the wheel so that I can open my eyes without worrying about seeing it. Following that, it's always the same; my ensuing depression lasts for days at a time. It's so bad that my now ex-girlfriend thought that I was having a severe guilt trip from cheating on her and left me. I recently found out that she's now dating the admin of skyrimforums.org, our arch nemesis. He still has his Editor and now makes enough money off the site to purchase one condom a week. He uses it to screw who I thought to be the future mother of my children.1 bashfully benevolent blexun's out of 5.TL;DRI owe David a condom a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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