David

Killing Hobbes would be exponrially less evil than killing Paarthurnax.

The one with the glazed expression is obviously a dead thrall.

You win this one, but I'll be back with more lemurs.

NO, IT'S THROUGH A HIDDEN PORTAL SOUTH-EAST OF MADAGASCAR.

It would appear that way, but the object actually disappears before your eyes, which insinuates that it was picked up with your hands. Force-carrying, however, blatantly wags the object in your face while it floats in the air via the force.

They don't use their hands only when force-carrying an object.

The utility of this is phenomenal. Protects you when you're battling a cave bear in combat. Replenishes your calories if you have to run away from said fight without any victory meat. If you're injured, you can use the strips to form a flesh bandage.

Plus it looks delicious.

No, everyone knows that the picking up animation is your character using the Force. Have you ever seen our character pick the item up with their hands? NO. Because they don't use them.

Traag: 1

Blex: 0

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

Clearly he's clutching it under the bag.

._.

Then a black hole would rip open from Nick's vagina and consume the universe.

The girl or the dude?

Impressive.

y u no play in HD?

Do the tier 3 stars seem to help with recruiting?

They don't horse around

Lol'd.

Why aren't you uploading any then? Lol.

And this goes right along with my theory that the dragonborn is just a semi-retarded adult who everyone plays along with.

He also wanted to improve them to Legendary though.

It's.... Not... Ceeeennnteeeerrreeeeed!

I didn't even notice that... Maybe that's the real joke.

This is worse than the one where Skyrim bangs the dude's girlfriend.

Actually, just typing that made me chuckle.

I didn't realize, but the guards actually really say that. I am now an anarchist.

Ridiculous in the sense that a guy is wearing a merge of (what the series has described as) medieval assassin robes and a colonial uniform. Annnnd at the same time is holding a pistol in front of the American flag.

So 2.