David Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 I have an extremely dry, sarcastic sense of humor that people rarely understand. Half the time I'm just cracking myself up with some vague reference and people just look at me like I'm on crack. It's the worst with girls. They inherently seem to not get anything that's "dry" (said with no emotion that obviously conveys a joke). My other kick is lying. Whenever I say something sarcastic and people question if I'm being serious, I habitually begin to make up a fake back-ground story explaining whatever my response was. This happens a lot. It gets pretty bad sometimes. Just last weekend I didn't go to dinner with people I met in a class because of it. "Hey! I have a great idea. I'm officially inviting you to dinner with me, xxxx, and xxxx on Friday!" "Thanks but I don't think I can make it." "Oh, what?! Come on!" "My fiancee is insisting I stay home and watch the 5th season of Three's Company with her this Friday." I said that with the full expectation that they'd be all like, "Ha, yeah right. We're leaving at 6." Instead the girl I was talking to just got this blank stare and then started badgering me about who my fake girlfriend was. Long story short I ended up sitting on ElderSouls.com on Friday night because I weaved this hilariously complex background story that I don't want to / can't go back on without looking like even more of a dick. Did Three's Company even last 5 seasons? Idiots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the Bard Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 It sounds like me. Just worse, since I just admit it at once instead of making it worse.Also, gratz on post #2,999!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergal Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Same, to a certain extend. But that's just my friends, they'd probably get you fine, but then take the piss out of you instead. >< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huygens Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Im always jelly at people with a dry sense of humour, I usually treat women the same way I treat men; making sex jokes all over, and it does seem to work on girls that I've known for a while, though, girls that I just met think I'm a pervert haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 yer im not smart enough for jokes like that lmao I'm either just a straight cunt that annihilates you with Shanter OR im like huygens and make everything a sex joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Three's Company lasted 8 seasons. You shouldn't joke about shows you don't even know anything about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jake Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Still a better sense of humor than mine. Whenever I try to make a joke, I get punched in the face. This might be because what I find funny often involves two guys sword fighting with their wieners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Three's Company lasted 8 seasons. You shouldn't joke about shows you don't even know anything about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLYON Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Hmm you sound like me haha, cept i will also admit it eventually instead of making it worse, or play it off completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynisa Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 This post could just be a rouse, where David invents yet another of his stories. EXPECTO PETRONUM. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 This might be because what I find funny often involves two guys sword fighting with their wieners.I was hoping someone would respond to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 I was hoping someone would respond to this. I noticed it was added in after I read it the first time and figured Blake was just abusing his mod powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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