http://www.cracked.c...quickly_p1.htmlA cute little article I found. Makes some good points, though the first few are a tad generic. Thoughts? With the recent strange activity in Florida (eating of faces) I felt this would be relevant.I've never been scared of a zombie outbreak myself. I only fear robots. You should ALL fear robots.

7 Reasons Why a Zombie Outbreak Would Fails
Started by cheekychips, May 31 2012 01:15 AM
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#2
Posted May 31, 2012 - 03:36 AM

#3
Posted May 31, 2012 - 05:08 AM

Ehh i asked the same questions before, glad not all people are stupid.Same reason why a total invasion of the united states would fail, locals with guns, large ammounts heavily armed civilians with better knowledge of terrain and environment. NRA Rednecks Law Enforcement Gangs Hunters Veterans Enthusiasts and many more gun toating people to name, Yeah lulz
#4
Posted May 31, 2012 - 07:19 AM

I was going to reply to this topic just to bring that up. I mean, he ate like most of his face after being shot 5~ times.My blender is becoming self aware.A cute little article I found. Makes some good points, though the first few are a tad generic. Thoughts? With the recent strange activity in Florida (eating of faces) I felt this would be relevant.I've never been scared of a zombie outbreak myself. I only fear robots. You should ALL fear robots.
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#5
Posted May 31, 2012 - 12:09 PM

lol.
i liked that line.
but yea, people are retarded for buying into that kinda shit. i know people that do =s
besides, if it ever did. im too badass to end up anywhere other than on top
[background=rgb(255, 255, 255)]. That's like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich.
[/font]i liked that line.
but yea, people are retarded for buying into that kinda shit. i know people that do =s
besides, if it ever did. im too badass to end up anywhere other than on top

#6
Posted May 31, 2012 - 12:24 PM

I personally know someone who bought an AR-15 with a bayonet in case of a zombie invasion, its kinda funny.
#7
Posted May 31, 2012 - 04:15 PM

Maybe they will be RE4 style zombies, more like parasites that takes control of the host and just kill and try to spread themselves.
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Posted May 31, 2012 - 04:53 PM

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Posted May 31, 2012 - 05:29 PM

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