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  1. gotab0ner4xmas

    Dont hold your farts in. thats where all your shitty ideas come from.

  2. gotab0ner4xmas

    "i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

    1. Eric the Bard

      Eric the Bard

      I think that's 50 Cent?

  3. gotab0ner4xmas

    "three headshots is not gonna fly as self-defense."

  4. gotab0ner4xmas

    "every romantic comedy should just be called 'Tryin to Fuck.'"

  5. gotab0ner4xmas

    "Qucik! Get some help! My hand and dick are fighting!"

  6. gotab0ner4xmas

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is FUCKED

    1. Tcee

      Tcee

      (Y) TC likes this.

    2. Dy3nasty666

      Dy3nasty666

      I would call Heaven and say their missing an angel, but I was kinda hoping you are a slut.

  7. gotab0ner4xmas

    budweiser makes you wiser. bud light makes you lighter.

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    2. gotab0ner4xmas

      gotab0ner4xmas

      you acquire 2horse power, i guess

    3. cheekychips

      cheekychips

      ...Equis means "X" D:

    4. gotab0ner4xmas

      gotab0ner4xmas

      fuck me. i was a letter off. for as much spanish as ive learned,spoken,dealt with... never had to spell the sound of 'x'

      good save, cheeks

  8. gotab0ner4xmas

    Why do all these movie streaming sites try to get me to marry a Chinese or Russian native? Fuck, Alexa and Destiny sound more stripper than chink

  9. gotab0ner4xmas

    "New car, the Ford Fellatio. It gets you off before it gets you there!"

  10. gotab0ner4xmas

    "Life is like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard."

    1. cheekychips

      cheekychips

      True story.

  11. gotab0ner4xmas

    best advice i ever recieved in my life. "...and try not to be you"

  12. gotab0ner4xmas

    oh herro knee surgery

    1. Nathan

      Nathan

      I can totally relate :( (still recovering from my own knee surgery at the start of the year.)

    2. Tcee

      Tcee

      Hope everything goes well! Feel better soon, both of you! Or else!<3

    3. Blake

      Blake

      I have long evolved past the needs of knees.

  13. gotab0ner4xmas

    kill em all... and let them rot where they fall

  14. gotab0ner4xmas

    i move like butter on a bald monkey.

  15. gotab0ner4xmas

    España!!!! lo chupa italia

  16. gotab0ner4xmas

    2 year old truck. less than 30k miles. ive never http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL4BGOX9Kjo had such a nuisance vehicle

  17. gotab0ner4xmas

    when in doubt, knock the motherfucker out.

    1. Carroll 1

      Carroll 1

      he'll scream and shout, then you'll know you've won the bout

  18. gotab0ner4xmas

    Get you gambler's cap on, Euro time.

  19. gotab0ner4xmas

    i hate smithing on runescape. i hate company meetings at the firehouse. today, i hate life

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    2. gotab0ner4xmas

      gotab0ner4xmas

      thanks. between that and 'heyea' i cant quite quit laughing lol

    3. gotab0ner4xmas

      gotab0ner4xmas

      thanks. between that and 'heyea' i cant quite quit laughing lol

    4. Tcee

      Tcee

      :D!
  20. gotab0ner4xmas

    My mama said that there'd be days like this/ And now I'm pissed so watch for my angry fists

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    2. gotab0ner4xmas

      gotab0ner4xmas

      different song?

    3. Blake

      Blake

      I didn't know what you said was a song. I just made it up.

      Link me.

    4. gotab0ner4xmas

      gotab0ner4xmas

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