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Reasons We Shouldn't All Be Khajiits


David

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I can't think of any to be honest. That being said, here is a Reasons Everybody Should Be Khajiits.

 

1. Khajiits are used to the hot, arid environment of Elsewyr. And as we've seen in Skyrim, they can easily maneuver the cold, harsh mountains of Skyrim. That being said, obviously they can thrive in all of the other environments in between, in Tamriel. Therefor, Khajiits can not be stopped by weather.

2. Khajiits are, obviously, cat like. However, they are without the weaknesses of the typical cat. For example, they are okay with water, they don't fall for the laser pointer trick, they have thumbs, and many more. That being said, any of the usual shenanigans that fool cats will not work on your average Khajiit.

3. They are thought to be thieves, killers, and generally bad people. Think of the reputation that you have going into a fight. The enemy will be scared shitless. As for women, they love the bad boy. That being said...

4. All women want to get with a Khajiit at some point in their lives. The very fact some deny proves that this is true. The phallus isn't as hairy as you'd think.

5. Claws. Enough said.

6. M'aiq the Liar, one of the very very few reoccurring non-Daedric characters in the franchise is a Khajiit. You may say "Oh but Blake, each M'aiq is, in fact, an ancestor to the original one." Well that only proves number 4, now does it?

7. They are sneaky has bow and doesn't afraid of anything

 

That's just the 7 that come to mind.

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