My vote goes to actual advice mallard.
[*]Even when used correctly, has no potential to be remotely funny.
[*]Has literally no context with the image at all. May as well just use text.
[*]The only people that use it are 9gaggers, enough said.
[*]Actually, no. That is not "enough said." The commentators on that site are so hilariously ignorant/retarded/unfunny that it's cringe-worthy. ALL OF THEM. If you've ever commented there, I have bad news for you...
[/list][*]Half the advice is just completely wrong. See every mallard meme that has anything to do with relationships, females, or common sense.
[*]Forced bullshit.
[*]Shitty picture.
[*]Mallard has uneven brown/white gradient. 1/10 would not bang.
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