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ArcherMageAssassin

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  1. Darn. If I had done that w few weeks ago it would have worked. But she just changed her email address and everything else that I knew.
  2. Well, I TRIED to go to the police, but they said there wasn't enough evidence. But, other than my ps3 and modem, it mostly just a little messy.
  3. Returning to the internets after crazy exgirlfriend destroyed my stuff.(see blog for full hilarious story)

  4. Well, recently, I broke up with my girlfriend. Lets call her Hannah. She started being rude to me and one day I told her it was over. Hannah didn't take it very well, and when I got home the next day, my ps3 and internet modem were shattered. From what my friends told me, I learned that Hannah had left and bought a golf club. She then proceeded to use her key to my house(which I had forgot to take back) and went in while I was at work. She then destroyed everything in sight, and left. About a month later I got a new modem and ps3 and returned to internet/skyrim. So, hello again old friends. I hope we enjoy many more adventurous quests before I lose my internet again. Until then, greetings old friends/
  5. It is rather strange that the U.S. never really, cares about other countries elections. I had always assumed it was like that in every country. As for our race, I don't think that we are far enough in to it for any politicians to really establish themselves.
  6. Really, all I cared about this year was that the Giants didn't make it. I don't like either team, but am watching it out of hope that SOMEHOW, the Patriots will really embarrass the Giants.
  7. Yeah, magic was a bit to required in Oblivion. And learning spells was not a cheap or easy process.
  8. I don't care too much about where, but I would like a storyline relating to the Dwemer. If possible, it would be nice to actually be one, and to find out more about their disappearance.
  9. I've just been killed because I accidentally tried to assassinate a child. It made me realize, the kids in Skyrim are JUST like the cucckos in The Legend of Zelda games. Both are immortal, and summon forth infinate streams of powerful enemys.

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    2. ArcherMageAssassin

      ArcherMageAssassin

      Yeah, but some were worse than others though. Link to the Past is probably the most notable for that. If one had a portal gun, they could be used to defeat Ganon. They're just that powerful.

    3. Blake

      Blake

      And then you download the "Kill Children" mod. MUAHAHAH

    4. ArcherMageAssassin

      ArcherMageAssassin

      As I've said... you can't spell slaughter without laughter. The laughter of children. Right before you behead them. And then your laughter, as the child dies.

  10. When Oblivion came out, fans for it were just as excited as they were for Skyrim. Oblivion was EASILY the best RPG out there. But Skyrim is also in the field of best RPG, and has the advantage that your character had a special power that put him above NPCs. But with games like Witcher 2, and Dragon Age III, it's open for debate. Whereas Oblivion was released and was considered the best of it's type, simply because no one had the guts to spend a couple of years writing an RPG. Oblivion was the game that CREATED the true RPG era. So, overall, Oblivion was better when it came out.
  11. Oblivion quite clearly possessed the blades in their finest form. But trying to compare Oblivion blades to Skyrim blades is like, comparing the original star wars trilogy with the new prequel trilogy. There is simply no comparison.
  12. I've just returned to playing Oblivion, and cannot figure out how to dual wield weapons? (V)_(;,,_(V)
  13. I haven't had a problem with this until recently, but my biggest problem might just be the immunity of children. It's not that I target them, but sometimes they get in the way on my massacres. I really wish they would just DIE. After all, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.
  14. That's a 10-4. Even if I wanted to forget, I could not. My nightmares are riddled with Paarthenax. Easily the hardest character to forget about.
  15. The Imperials are the only way to go! In Oblivion i was strictly trying to follow the Imperials. They are much more established and powerful than the Storm cloaks. If the Empire is strong enough to suppress the mythic dawn rebellion (with more than a little help from me) then they are a true force to be reckoned with. Long live the Empire!
  16. I have Skyrim for ps3, and the game is set to a wider setting than my screen is. I can't find anything in the settings menu about it. It is practically impossible to read the white messages in the upper left.
  17. I was turned away from that kind of blitzing strategy by Oblivion. I would always end up spamming my system until it froze. But Skyrim is much better for more assault oriented strategy. The use of dual equipping with hands is much better than the awkward combat layout in IV.(V)_(;,,_(V)
  18. TROOOOOOOLLLLLL INNNNNNNNNNNNN THE COMMENTS!It's gettin pretty sassy up in hiyah.
  19. Shadow Warrior and Quick Draw are great for more basic needs, like escaping guard patrols, but are almost impossible to get. The perk system really annoys me because you have to level up, AND gain like, 20 levels in whatever skill you want. It's a pet peeve of mine, but if you dedicate a few days to just one skill, then you can max it out MUCH faster.
  20. The biggest problem with Skyrim... Definitely random dragon deaths. Usually archery works quite well on dragons but not when the dragons just give up and die. When I was in Solitude, I left the city and started running around mindlessly. Suddenly a dragon shows up and starts attacking. When I readied and released my first arrow, the dragons randomly died. The arrow, however, didn't stop. It flew right into the groin of a random Solitude Guard. Then a swarm of 14-20 guards come out of nowhere and attack. With all my vigor i fought them off, with quite valiant abilities(Scroll of Fire Storm actually) and ran away, throwing caution to the wind. And, of ALL places, I end up back at the Solitude gate. I proceeded to rage quit and lost 3 hour of gaming time.
  21. Well, Wood elf was what I was in IV, so i decided to use it again. Great for sneak attack bonuses, and I hardly ever have to fight much at close range. I'd rather take out my enemies like some kind of fantasy ninja. If they're dead before they know I'm nearby, that just makes for more dungeon time. And dungeon time is the best kind of time!
  22. How do you join the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim. (V)_(;,,_(V) ArcherMageAssassin
  23. My friend and I are both avid gamers and enjoy most games simultaneously. But recently a dispute has torn us apart. One afternoon I comment that the graphics in Skyrim were the best i had ever seen. He claimed that I should play more Black Ops, because IT has better graphics. Long story short, we can't stop arguing about which games graphics are better. Please give me your opinions so we can return to our usual video game routine. (V)_(;,,_(V) Archer Mage Assassin
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