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Why I haven't played Skyrim for 2 months


ArcherMageAssassin

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Well, recently, I broke up with my girlfriend. Lets call her Hannah. She started being rude to me and one day I told her it was over. Hannah didn't take it very well, and when I got home the next day, my ps3 and internet modem were shattered. From what my friends told me, I learned that Hannah had left and bought a golf club. She then proceeded to use her key to my house(which I had forgot to take back) and went in while I was at work. She then destroyed everything in sight, and left. About a month later I got a new modem and ps3 and returned to internet/skyrim. So, hello again old friends. I hope we enjoy many more adventurous quests before I lose my internet again. Until then, greetings old friends/

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o.O If you notified the police that's some serious jail/ fines from her. At the very least you probably would have got money back to replace what was broken either from her or your insurance. Was it just your PS3/Modem or was it mass destruction?

The picture of my girlfriend buying a golf club for the sole purpose of destroying my shit makes me chuckle. For a minute, then I realize it's probably possible. Now I'm just scared.

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Well, I TRIED to go to the police, but they said there wasn't enough evidence. But, other than my ps3 and modem, it mostly just a little messy.

I would recommend making her life miserable by giving us her email address. We will spam her inbox.

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I would recommend making her life miserable by giving us her email address. We will spam her inbox.

Darn. If I had done that w few weeks ago it would have worked. But she just changed her email address and everything else that I knew.

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Wasn't enough evidence? That's certainly not trying very hard. Not surprised, though. I get weekly campus crime updates via email and I've yet to ever hear news of an arrest besides shit about them busting private doors down to hand out MIP's.

Yay for tax dollars at work.

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Wasn't enough evidence? That's certainly not trying very hard. Not surprised, though. I get weekly campus crime updates via email and I've yet to ever hear news of an arrest

They only tell you news regarding your safety. So you'll hear about the crime, but nothing else regarding the search and arrest. By the way, when they talk about black people, do they use the word "dark complection"? Cause that is hilarious.
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We have a whole chart dedicated to campus crime updates. It will tell us if theres an arrest or not, what the crime was, where it was etc etc. Guess we're the only campus that does that. But then again, we're in an awful area

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Lmao, yes, usually.

The funniest one I've read yet involved a girl who was mugged. Her description of the attacker was something like "Male between the ages of 16 and 30 and a height between 5'4" and 6'1." After eliminating about 50 people in the United States, she went on to be hilariously specific about the guy's shoes, "Black/Green Multicolored Special Edition Tonik DC footwear."

To this day I hope to meet this wonderful troll.

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