If This Guy Slaps your GF's Ass

Thank beings of a higher power for giving me a girlfriend that would go to Gamestop with me

1. Take gf by hand.

2. Leave

3. Try to pre-order TES Online another day

If this was the ancient Middle East, I would stone my girlfriend for allowing this to happen.

Of course, this isn't the ancient Middle East. Or the Middle East at all, for that matter.

Therefore...I would immediately break up with her. Not because of what happened, but because girlfriends are lame.

"Why are you trying to hold my hand, bro?"

Phone David and tell him his mom was slapped on the ass by a black guy.

take his knees out perform every mortal kombat move know to man and then beat him with the largest available object you can find. and then show him that you respect women unless theyre naked in your house. 

Anyone who claims they wouldn't run out of the store, leaving the girl there, is lying.

Slap his ass, grab gf and run.