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Which race and weapon combo do you think of when you think of a Werewolf, a Vampire, and the Emperor?

 

THE WEREWOLF (A Hell Hound! AROOO)

Khajiit – 2H

I guess it'd be a hell-cat, haha

 

THE VAMPIRE 

Dunmer – Dual Wield or Destro

 

THE EMPEROR

Redguard – S&S

 

A DRUID

Definitely a Khajiit & Restoration Staff

 

THE HULK

I picture a little Bosmer with a bow all of a sudden turning into a giant muscle-monster and smashing everything!! HAhaha! Wicked...

Orc would be the obvious answer though, unless going for irony..Bosmer ftw, rofl.

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Werewolf

Nord with no weapon. Claws, guys... Claws.

 

Vampire

Dunmer with well, their teeth obviously. Magic as well I suppose, so maybe a staff.

 

The Emperor

Imperials. The Emperor never has a weapon, he just dies defenseless in every game.

 

YOU are the reason why vampire and lycan movies suck!! "They can't use weapons because teeth/claws are cooler!" If I was a werewolf I'd wear kevlar and carry a machine-gun. ....I also wish that bad guys could shoot straight. XD

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YOU are the reason why vampire and lycan movies suck!! "They can't use weapons because teeth/claws are cooler!" If I was a werewolf I'd wear kevlar and carry a machine-gun. ....I also wish that bad guys could shoot straight. XD

 

No, they can't use weapons because they don't have opposable thumbs. ;)

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YOU are the reason why vampire and lycan movies suck!! "They can't use weapons because teeth/claws are cooler!" If I was a werewolf I'd wear kevlar and carry a machine-gun. ....I also wish that bad guys could shoot straight. XD

 

I can picture werewolves who shoot straight with machineguns. Everyone would be dead.

 

No, they can't use weapons because they don't have opposable thumbs. ;)

 

I think the werewolves I saw in Skyrim did have opposable thumbs. Pretty long ones too.

 

You don't need thumbs to shoot fireballs.

 

Or maybe you do. I have no idea how magic works.

 

If you don't have opposable thumbs and neither can you shoot fireballs, I think it would only be logical to assume that you need opposable thumbs to shoot fireballs.

 

 

Case closed.

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I can picture werewolves who shoot straight with machineguns. Everyone would be dead.

 

 

I think the werewolves I saw in Skyrim did have opposable thumbs. Pretty long ones too.

 

 

If you don't have opposable thumbs and neither can you shoot fireballs, I think it would only be logical to assume that you need opposable thumbs to shoot fireballs.

 

 

Case closed.

 

Haha! Epic post! :)

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