Oh, young Tristan. You have much to learn.
Likes aren't something to be clicked needlessly. Oh no, far from it. Likes are gifts; miracles that only the lucky can collect. If you try to fish for them, you shall fail. Not saying you are fishing for them of course. Just saying likes are rare, and as with all rare things, encouraging the mass collection of such isn't necessarily in our best interests.
What is that? You want to know how you can increase your chances to obtain these likes? Well normally I wouldn't devulge such information, but this convoluted conundrum as whetted my appetite.
Blake's Guide to Internet Karma
[*]Mention your genitals. This is guranteed to work 45% of the time. Penis.
[*]Write in a manner that is serious/satirical/jokingly/incomprehensible.
[*]Inside jokes are a dependable source for likes. So can you believe Henry was an Asian?
[*]Length is important, but not to the point it is hard to look at. Use a lot of spaces inbetween small paragraphs.
And there you have it, young Tristan. That will put you on the path towards likes, 100% satisfaction guaranteed!* Of course if you are a female, there is only one thing you need to do. Constantly call attention to the fact you are a girl, say stupid things, and mention your breasts and/or genitals.
Eldersouls isn't responsible for any likes you don't recieve while following this advice. Eldersouls isn't responsible for any injuries, public embarassment, or the like that may result in mentioning your genitals. Eldersouls isn't approved by the USDA. Use responsibility.