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  1. Torapa
    The most annoying critter I've encountered is that goddamn fox kit that one of my pathetic brats adopted (that fucking breathing sound drives me batshit!). Can you kill your kid's pets?
  2. Torapa
    Sovngarde = Valhalla
  3. Torapa
    Wreaking havoc as a werewolf is pretty bitchin'. I wondered why Kodlak turned out to be such a pussy myself, also I was unimpressed by the skyforge.
  4. Torapa
    You need to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Rabbit stew coming up!
  5. Torapa
    Any good Karstaag stories out there? It took me 3 tries and 30 Sunhallowed arrows to bring the bastard down. 5 minutes after I left his throne room I got killed by a fucking reikling riding a pig!
  6. Torapa
    Looked Serbian
  7. Torapa
    what language is that? it looks cool
  8. Torapa
    More annoying, they are also hard on grub (fucking little mooches)!
  9. Torapa
    I had a glitch where as my wife she would walk around Lakeview Manor naked and backwards ( too bad she was wearing those ugly fucking granny panties though). I don't trust that fucking bard LLewellyn so I "accidently" killed him in a dragon attack on the sun deck outside.
  10. Torapa
    Dragonbone helmet w/ breathing underwater = the CeolacanthDragonbone warhammer= Pique Abu the leadfilled snowshoe (because there a none of my favorite baby seals I use it to one shot the shit outa horkers (this a Frank Zappa reference of the album (') or apostrophe)I usually give them discriptive Gaelic names
  11. Torapa
    See Skyrim hobbies article
  12. Torapa
    I like to make my redguard get into brawls wearing the Emperor's robes and gilded wrist guards (both beefed up for unarmed combat of course) because the Ebony mail causes me to get bounties. Watching in 3rd person is funny as fuck!
  13. Torapa
    Long Live Madanach the King in Rags!!!!
  14. Torapa
    First of all, throw all your other games away, kiss your significant other goodbye (you won't even notice as they pack up all their shit, call you an asshole and leave) and move back into your mom's basement. With Skyrim all other worlds will cease to exist (including this one), so enjoy.
  15. Torapa
    The big Redguard sounded like he had a mouthfull testicles and the Dragonborn dude sounded Canadian but very funny!I dunno what they call it. I went to Jarl's jr. Haha
  16. Torapa
    Death to the Empire! Up the Republic! Better yet, fuck Ulfric too, he's an asshole! Tiocfaidh ar la!
  17. Torapa
    Grip Reaper?
  18. Torapa
    Enhanced Dwarven crossbow with Fiery souls and i like to fire the dwarven fire/shock/ice damage bolts.
  19. Torapa
    Other than killing Paarthanax I don't really know if this is considered sad but I did get revenge of sorts. The hot vampire chick Serana in Dawnguard wouldn't marry me no matter what i tried (she even gave up being a vamp for me!) So i took all of her stuff I gave her and gave her her father's sword (that"s only good for killing vampers) and told her to fuck off. Now she just sits there in Dawnguard castle and won't interact. Maybe I should go back and just waste the bitch.
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