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I love you like a fat lady loves apples


Blake

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1. Eat the apples

2. Eat more apples

3. Finish eating apples

4. Write a story about your experience.

 

Tina didn't want to go on her all apple diet. At first, she just threw the apples back at Sara, her skinnier friend who was fond of fishnet stockings. After eating the first apple though, she was hooked. She furiously chomped through more and more apples: core and all! And before she knew it, the pain of sticking with her diet was worth it, as she suddenly lost a lot of weight.

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