Tristan

That's what I thought...

You think they seen it coming?

first of all, they don't??

second of all, do you make these yourself?

jw

there are also chests underneath the ragged flagon, you can get to them by pressing a wooden plate bottom facing you towards the door you enter the room with and running into it. For some reason this allows you to clip through the door and fall into water below the room. there are a few chests you can try to steal from, though I would save first because it's extremely difficult to do since you can't crouch while swimming.

Erandur was your first sidekick? Did you just say "fuck knowledge" and discontinue the main quest?

Also, if it's not a touchy subject, how did he die?

the eggs and the wrinkle above them... I suppose I was the only one who noticed. David was on the right track though.

Where's the tiger. there he i.. wait where'd he go?

I'm not sure whether to feel bad for the dog, or the monkey...

I LoLed

That bison (I'm assuming) actually led a string of domestic murder cases, all looking like freak accidents, the bison was sentenced to life in [bison] prison, and later killed by a native american after trying to escape.

The chicken was so chill. I wish I handled rape that well...

And the goat never bullied anyone ever again...

Lion thought process - Must... eat... human... BABY ERMAGHERD!!

I just witnessed a turtle bite, then drowned a seagull...

I'm not sure how to respond to such awesomeness.

and this applies how?

...why? why would you feed it a LIVE mouse???

He was chasing a nascar driver...

Where did he think he was going exactly?

irony, I guess it bites everyone in the ass.

It took me about five seconds to comprehend how funny this is.

0-0 that ball rapes!

LoL, this guy, this guy right here!

This may be a bit premature, but when did elder scrolls turn into a porn website, because it sucks that I missed that conversion.

can't stand when this happens