Francis

You're right. But you might have skipped over some good bits. He also says that Bethesda has consistently revealed in every next Elder Scrolls game what happened to the previous main character in a turn of events that result only from main storylines (which are 100% canon, as opposed to arbitrary quests like joining/destroying the Dark Brotherhood). Since Skyrim's Dragonborn DLC storyline seems to show the most potential for damnable consequences, we might very well learn of his imprisonment in Apocrypha in Elder Scrolls 6. Also, it's been revealed that the Nerevarine was still afflicted with the Corprus disease and became immortal, and the Hero of Kvatch became Sheogorath, so I guess what I'm saying is, holy crap, all three heroes of the main Elder Scrolls games might still be alive when TES 6 comes out. I just looked up the wiki myself, having forgotten the details you mentioned regarding the Skaal knowledge. Bit of a letdown, actually, which is probably why I forgot what they were in the first place, but I found something else too: "Vahlok defeated Miraak, but just as he prepared to deliver the killing blow, Hermaeus Mora snatched away and saved his champion." Apparently, Miraak was also initially allowed to roam free before Mora got worried about his safety, or something like that. So I think it's definitely a possibility that the current Dragonborn could be locked up sooner or later.

I kinda found this, and I was just really impressed.

Awesome. I started sneaking with bows way late too. You should flirt with crossbows next.

I didn't like it there and I was getting depressed. So I moved to Canada... You better. And, hey, it's been two weeks, but nobody has exhibited a weird accent, mooses and beavers are nowhere in sight, the sun has been frying me, the Mounted Police are in cars, and I haven't heard the word "eh" even once. For better or for worse, I think popular media may have lied to us. I'm a bit baffled myself.

I just moved to Canada.

I'd have guessed it was Kuzco.

Yeah. And I better find out the answers to these questions in a dramatic but subtle, fast-paced, complex, profound, intelligent and heartwarming manner, or I'm crying 'ripoff'. *Looks intently at cast and crew* Oh, hey. Cool. You too, Buttons. ...And what the fuck?

How much money will be spent? Will David react to Buttons' advances? Is Buttons even a real girl? Had Wall-e cuckolded David? Tune in to the next episode of Eldersouls to find out.

I'll try giving you some suggestions rapid-fire-like. See if any of these seem likely. No extra hard drive space. Firewall. Virus. Antivirus. Your hard drive is full of bad sectors. Must be run as administrator. ESO folder in Documents needs to be deleted. And, of course, what David said. But quite honestly, my best advice to you would be to cut your losses, don't fund Zenimax, and go camping.

Hmm. Fair point. Still...

Holy crap. You bought the game and never used it? What a waste. On lesser note, I guess absolutely everyone saw this coming by now though. Wonder what they're saying on the official forums. Lemme check... Update: "I feel ripped off. It's like I have paid to take part in a *** year-long beta test." I subbed for two months. Still incredibly accurate. "We got *** robbed." Aye. "They milked the Cows!" You poor sap. Moo. Wow. Not looking good. They've finally alienated the last of their supporters. I'm actually worried about the future for Elder Scrolls VI.

...Um, I'm just trying to piss off the administration. Leave that stuff out of it. No offense, Buttons.

Nah, not my style. I have my good old red anarchy A shirt. Also, I was thinking of printing the image of an African child, crumpled on the ground and resigned to his fate with the caption "God is Dead" underneath. I might use this as the third if nothing better comes up: Though maybe not. But it'd be funny if they overreact to Talos.

College. It's for a three-day, three-night off-campus Christian retreat. I need to tick off some self-righteous simpletons for the way they treated us last year. I came up with two ideas last night, but I'll probably need one more to have three shirts for each day... Help out a woefully oppressed soul?