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MstrMonopoly

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  1. Yeah, this is a fun show. I started watching it with my brother and I gotta say Joffrey just amuses the shit out of me. Tywin and Tyrion are both fun as far as Lannisters go, anyway, so they're probably my favorite house. Second would probably be the Starks, Arya's pretty funny but the rest of them seem to have sticks up their asses, I mean, in that last episode Jon had a free chance to have sex with that hottie but he didn't.I don't like Danaerys that much, but she is quite attractive.

  2. My grandmother was set to marry billionaire and CEO of Walt Disney Mike Eisner (before he was all that). She dumped him right before it for my middle-class grandfather.In the book he wrote he devoted a few pages to bitching about her and the whole thing. Hilarious yet tragic.

    yet TRAGICI see what you did there, my friend.Also semi-related: I'm related to Yi-Zhon Zin of the Huang Dynasty, the ancient philosopher monk who invented the sacred art of Confucian fist prayer.
  3. guys let's stop kony, he has enslaved 100s of children in the name of evil, pls sign up to join the force aginst kony

    united warriors against kony

    mstrmonopolly - lvl 137

    hitler - lvl 99 fishing

    drunk - 90 proof

    Brad! 134 cmbt!

    senor acronyms -112 combat w/ 99 firemaking

    weapons cash

    chaotic dagger

    choatic nelson

    dragon scimtar

    d++

    rune crossbow

    banhamer

    beer

    britsh acent

    catchprzaes

    "In the name of our Lord Caspen, I command ye to bow down before the mightier Sword, Kony! aleiuiah! taste the bllod."

    "I was slightly disappointed when I didn't see a photo of Major George Dillon from Predator."

    ".*"

    "kony's kidnapping kids, what Uganda do about it!"

    "We're taking the infant out of infantry"

    if u want to join post cmb lvl weapon and ur catchpraze, so when u see kony u can shout catchprase, most important part of app is chathcpraze

  4. Oh, I have a story to add that's related to this.So anyways, I'm in college and what-not and I've occassionally texted a few girls I met at ortientation during the summer. One of them made the mistake of getting into a debate about the best/hottest hair color with me, and it continued until I said, "Meh, I don't really even care about hair color. As long as they're in decent shape it's all good."Now, I thought that was a pretty clever thing to say; notice how I didn't mention anything about breasts or asses which is what 99% of guys would say (if they were telling the truth, which I clearly wasn't). I was expecting some type of glowing response about not being shallow. Instead, she exploded on me, and said,"If personality or intelligence isn't on your list I'm not talking to you."She was serious. Since then, no responses and a vengeful glare whenever I pass by irl. Luckily I wasn't invested at all and don't care, but I just think it's funny how petty and insane women can be.My recent cool story bro. Don't expect everyone in college to drop their pants with no effort (although it's mostly the case).

    There was this one bisexual I knew who once asked me what was the only thing I looked for in a woman. I wasn't really interested in bullshitting so I said "eyes". Apparently, this was a shallow response. I honestly don't get it sometimes.
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