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I would climb the hell out of that mountain.
How would you climb "hell" out of a mountain? Would you walk up and down it until your tracks are deep enough to reach the lava underneath? Just wondering.
I would climb it until the skin/bone from my legs are worn down to knubs. After that, I would continue climbing on my knee knubs until they are worn down to my hips. From then on, I'll continue climbing the mountain with my arms and hands then rolling down after reaching the top. That will completely grind the remaining body parts into dust. After being nothing, I will then be taken to hell as I have a horrible history of pope abusing. There I will meet the devil and we shall engage in mortal combat. We will ultimately tie because he is the devil and I have no body parts left.Or maybe it's just an expression. Maybe though.
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