Why I haven't played Skyrim for 2 months
Posted by ArcherMageAssassin, 16 April 2012 · 15,003 views
Well, recently, I broke up with my girlfriend. Lets call her Hannah. She started being rude to me and one day I told her it was over. Hannah didn't take it very well, and when I got home the next day, my ps3 and internet modem were shattered. From what my friends told me, I learned that Hannah had left and bought a golf club. She then proceeded to use her key to my house(which I had forgot to take back) and went in while I was at work. She then destroyed everything in sight, and left. About a month later I got a new modem and ps3 and returned to internet/skyrim. So, hello again old friends. I hope we enjoy many more adventurous quests before I lose my internet again. Until then, greetings old friends/
The picture of my girlfriend buying a golf club for the sole purpose of destroying my shit makes me chuckle. For a minute, then I realize it's probably possible. Now I'm just scared.