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MstrMonopoly

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  1. Swords>Guns. I'm just saying. Real men use swords.

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      MstrMonopoly

      have you seen indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark

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  2. Fact: If you're a right-handed male, your left testicle will hang lower than the right. If you're left-handed, your right testicle will be lower.

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      MstrMonopoly

      if you don't put your wallet in your back pocket I don't know what you're doing.

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  3. Just got my Middle School Diploma. I wonder if an employer would take me seriously if I presented it as a qualification.

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      MstrMonopoly

      ...he makes dolls. I already said that, you goof.

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  4. Just got my Middle School Diploma. I wonder if an employer would take me seriously if I presented it as a qualification.

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      MstrMonopoly

      I know a guy who has less than a middle school education who makes six figures - hell, you could probably make seven.

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  5. Amagawd, happy birthday?

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      MstrMonopoly

      Nah, my birthday is August 6. Trolls on FB changed it.

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